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  • Person A: Makes a typo
  • Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected
  • Person B: Says the word with the original typo
  • Person A: Shut up

babythc:

thank u ryden

(Source: rydenarmani)

(Source: pleatedjeans)

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

(Source: dreamerr34)

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

tkross:

 (via tinyconfusion)

(Source: silentdimension)

thatfunnyblog:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?


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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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(Source: clashing-oceans)

itseasytoremember:

weallheartonedirection:

This is a concrete floor.

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD MOST LIKELY BREAK SOMETHING BY TRYING TO DIVE INTO THIS FUCKIGN BULLSHIT FLOOR

itseasytoremember:

weallheartonedirection:

This is a concrete floor.

WELL I FOR ONE WOULD MOST LIKELY BREAK SOMETHING BY TRYING TO DIVE INTO THIS FUCKIGN BULLSHIT FLOOR

wrote-miss-ibis:

cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

(Source: jenkristofu)

froakev:

The future is now

froakev:

The future is now

(Source: kyousaya)

phame:

hiddentavern:

"Part Time Job"  by  Chow Hon Lam

Haha batman you dick

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it

tyleroakley:

a thing was done and my dash did it