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buttachi:

out of context this totally sounds like naruto’s tryin 2 get some

permguerrero:

memes are people too 

(Source: deezyville)

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

(Source: humorstop)

dekutree:

stop it

dekutree:

stop it

sailorsetsuna:


I need this 

i legit bought one of these this morning lmao gurlll

sailorsetsuna:

I need this 

i legit bought one of these this morning lmao gurlll

(Source: koreatojapan)

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

sunnyinwisconsin:

colossaltitan:

calypso53:

one of my favorite things about hiking is when i come across a strange structure deep in the woods and am left to wonder how and why and when

(Source: deadlords)

outlaw-monarch:

allthingshyper:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

sophiaphilemon:

cockedtail:

you can put this device on any surface and it will actually type. like. this is a hologram. a HOLOGRAM. I CAN TYPE WITH A HOLOGRAM NOW.

its sold by Brookstone and fucking damn it is the most fascinating thing i have seen in my life so far holy god

Wait wait wait is this like a you hook it up to a computer and type on the light and then words?

yup. simple bluetooth hookup and boom. you’re done. you can now type on your desk with a hologram to send texts, make notes, do literally anything a keyboard can do.

Woah. Woah. WOAH

It’s sold by ThinkGeek too! But it is quite expensive

every day we get closer to Tony Stark

ilarual:

jaclcfrost:

char-ientism:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well

"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t

"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later

"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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senseiihaveaquestion:

i bet all of team 7 are impossible to watch specifically disney movies with, because naruto cries loudly, sakura cries and tries to hold someone’s hand, and sasuke keeps leaving the room to glare at himself in the bathroom mirror to stop from crying

gordoananke:

midnightthunders:

So… I was giving some jelly to my cat

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My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone.

I never heard the spoon hitting the floor…

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they are evolving

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

legfruit:

gherkind:

LMAO my mum thinks im a virgin

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