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lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

(Source: blenderqueer)

parkingstrange:

(Source: sandandglass)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

when someone younger than you tries to tell you what to do

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"I dont get along with other girls because girls are so bitchy"

bigbardafree:

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sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

sh-ocking:

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

None of you should ever be having sex

(Source: youngsta-tes)

(Source: carolxne)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking questions about my turban. (Pt.1)

(Source: alizena)

boyprincessmanic:

REASONS TO LOVE PROFESSOR MINERVA MCGONAGALL

troyleryoutube:

tylersmintgreenhair:

life-sandwich:

officalumhood:

i want to punch a wall

"No, go fuck yourself."

Iconic.

This is perfect

likehope:


castielgratia:


literally laughing out loud to this

likehope:

castielgratia:

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literally laughing out loud to this

(Source: justtheladyinblack)

lunar-bunnie:

my

don’t want 

unless you’ve got

(Source: astrodidact)

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE